K-Dawg Likes Ricee.

Heart Shadow.

Hello.

Ew. Some faggot’s fone isnt turned on. And i just rushed through my maths hw so i can talk to them. -.-” Anywaysss.

Coool. okay i was doing my maths hw, and i put my ring on my book and it did that love heart thingggy. Oh and grace taught me how to put fotos in my blog so im lik -shiny eyes- thank yyuuuu. i love grace. But not in that sexual way;; no sir-y im not a les like her

Anywaysssss. This week has been bleh~ cept for yesterday arvo. School’s gay. OMFG i did my monologue todayyy. i hope it went alrightt i hopeeee (: i stuffed this one bit up and i was lik noooooo. but i fixed it. lol. mm then i had bladdy PCL. Then i had Chem and i couldnt figure out my cation and im lik TT no…! Then i dont remember lunch… then at bio i fell asleep. And i was lik huhhh? Oh this stupid video still. -.-”

OMFG DUDE NOONES IN MY BLADDY ENGLISH CLASS! Aight heres my subjects.

• LEG101A ;; angela.
• MAB102B ;; priscilla && rofini [no you jee -suicide-].
• PHY101B ;; friken everybody.
• ENG1012H ;; NOONEE! D:
• ACC102A ;; angela && jess.
• MAC101D ;; angelicaa.

LOLOLOL read what we wrote about k-dawg.

Bored in PCL;;

Skills Category: K-dawg

Skills: cap, gastype, starting skills, long pants, adidas pantss, GANDURH

okay i hope he doesnt read this lol

Okayy im gona go and talk to some faggot now. (:

Have fun losers.

Laters.

PS: Jellie’s USB is a fucking TB.

Buddha Likes Ricee.

Morningggg.

Headacheeee TT. Slept for too long. When i sleep for too long i get headaches, or if i sleep during the day. Which is really friken gay cus i only sleep if i have a headache.

Anywaysss. Buddha on sat was fun. Very fun. But it started out so shit. My friken bussss stopped at buranda for lik 15 minssss.  And then when it almost got to south bank it like turned and went some friken back way to like our friken schoool. And im lik blloody hell what’s going on cus its a bloody 111 ye? And noone else seemed to be lik D: about it. And then when it went BACK onto the busway. It went to cultural. But watever i went city. And instead of friken going to queen st it went to kings square thingyy. And im lik bloody hell i mother friken hate this bus driver HOLY SHIT IVE GOT MIGORENG COOKING DOWNSTAIRS FUCKK. Okay i’m backkk. My mum cooked it for me. 8D Anywayss ye then we stayed there for lik o.o 15 mins and went to southbangggg.

We watched a movie; Fast and Furious. Khoa’s right lol it’s pretty shit. Like no good racing, Tokyo Drift still the bestttt. And Han was barely in it D: Anywayssss ye, the movie was bleh. Then we went to buddha and we went to marketsss. At first there was like nothingg. Then we saw the good stuff. 8D So bloody asiannnn. And the asians are so stingyy. Like friken overcharge us like they buy it for lik 50 cents and sell it for like 15 dollar its lik wtfff yu greedy asians. But then again so would i Wateverrr, only gullible white guys buy them. Watever profit is equalled to the number of stuff taxed. Okay that didnt make sense, i think…. And thenn after markets WTF THERES A GWAI LOU WOMAN TRYING TO PARK IN OUR DRIVE WAYYY! wait nvm she turned around. ANYWAYSSS. Yeee, then we saw allen and vinh and VICO and dylan && lindaaaa -moves eyebrows super fast- Yeeee, then we wait a minute ive got the thingys in the wrong order. Wateverrrrrr, then we saw like the performance and we saw marlene and hayleyy. And then we saw jellie and cathy. And then we just kept going back to markets ect. Oh ye and i saw justinius.

It was funn. (: But i wished like it had more markettttt 8D Dude i still have lik tonnes of money left to spendddd. Wanna buy more lol.

Ohhh and i watched borat last night LOLOL. Veddy niceeee… not :L lol it was just urrrrh really sick lol. Nah it was funny.

Well mother friken everyone went buddha yesterday so i had noone to talk to </3 and my internets like totally dead so yeah. Wellllll i hope yu had fun waching the fireworks faggots. I WANTED TO GOOOOOO TT. Anywaysssss long weekend yayyy. i wanna go out but sooo not allowed. Okayyy night night then. i’m gona go work on my monologue like a good girl.

Nighttttt.

PS: Grace is a faggot for going on sunday not saturdayy >=[.

Borat Likes Ricee

Hi There

Ewwww dudes, old greg is such a creepy videooo. Ewwww scared me so much man. Anyways if yu havent watched it then go watch it cus its creepy lol. i didnt finish it, soo creepy man. And not bloody funny mate. =.=”

OMFG I MISSED MY 69th viewwwww D: i didnt get to see yur mum fuck 69 times a day TT. 

Anywayssss. Ew school is gay. I only like school cus of ‘badminton’ ;]. Anywaysss omg mother told me to wake up by myself today and walk to the bus stop cus she needed to go take people to the airport. And so im like okayy, -sets alarm to 7- and yeahh i woke up at 7 and im lik bloody hell so early so i fall back asleep and then i wake up again and its lik 7:10 and im lik nahh -falls back asleep- and i woke up again like all satisfied and then i look at the time and its lik bloody 8 and im lik shitttttt. and i had to friken walk to the bus stop. anywayss then i remmebered that i had english 1st period when i thought i had it last. and my final copy was due and i havent printed or finished it. so yeah in english i just stapled my draft with my task sheet. and when she asks ill be like D: woops i forgot to put it in SORRY MISS . then i had PCL and jellie said that im gona be a weight loss councillor when i grow up and Chem and i was a friken loner and noooo if im all silent and stuff it doesnt mean im like upset even though i kinda was lik =\ cus yee i was by mmyself but WHATEVER. then i had biology and ye i forgot to plant my weed.

wait i had something important to say. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn. ooh ye i remember now. GRACE AND I FORGOT TO GO TO BIND A BOOK D: smellme’s gona rage now TT.

man i srsly cant remember my friken englishh D: “… dont want them niggers bad mouthin me just cus id be workin for white folks…” FFS! I CAN REMEMBER MARLENES CUS SHE KEEPS REPEATING HERS. “… god DAMN IT those nigger lovers and that atticus finch…”

okay well im gona go work on it now. fuck man it sounds so bloody unpro. everyone elses was so lik D: woahhhh. and mines like repeating the same bloody thingg.

i is good at engrish.

fuck i’m hungry.

Good Night Losers. [Biggest Losers -giggles-]

PS: i’m bloody scared of the swine fluu. D:

NiDie Likes Rice

Hello There.

Ew it’s Monday. I got my hair permanently straightened yesterday! And barely anyone noticed. Well people did but most just said “Did you thin out your hair?”. No noobs, they barely cut it, only like 0.5cm from my fringe. Anywaysssss. First period was Biology, what a bludge. Assembly was boring like usual; friken paranoid about some teacher telling me off cus my hair was down. 3rd was Chem. Like funnest Chem lesson yet. Why? Cus our teacher wasnt hereeee. -cheers- She’s so bladdy boring, and i srsly dont fkn understand her. So we spent all lesson camwhoring. I think our relief teacher was too cbf to like stop us. Lunch was camwhoring again. Last was English and we just watched TKAMB.

Hmmm… something interesting today. o.o NM. Oooooooooooh!!!!!

Why’s Santa’s sack so big? Cus it only comes/cums once a year! Ooooooooooooooh! Nah it’s not that funny lol. The other one is funnier but its weird when you type it. Okay…

What’s long and hard and full of [pronounced] semen? A submarineee! Get it? Semen? Seamen? -laughs- -stops- Well i think it’s funny.

OMGG Talia won SYTYCD! Okay now all i need is for Andrew to win Biggest Loserrrr. Man i love reality TV. Especially Biggest Loser; i have insipration.

Dudesss my fone is so bladdy dead and im so friken scared it’ll explode. Okay if my fone explodes when i’m talking to you and i die, then it’s all your fault alright? It’s your fault you didnt buy me a new fone. It keeps on going like insert sim card when my bladdy sim is already there. Okay i’m so paranoid about my battery. Dont friken laugh at me aight? It’s a srs matter and it happens and if i die well then… you can have my other phone battery

Okay well wordpress is boring and i dont friken know how to use itttt. TT Other people’s profiles look so cool and all i have is like Your Mum Fuck 50 times a day. or soemthing. So yeah im gona go now and eat a pear.

Bye bye losers.

PS: Allen you’re a faggot.You better have read this blog. If it wasnt for you id probably be ermm… watching Biggest Loser.

NiMa Likes Ricee.

Ni Hao.

How was my day? Well, first i didn’t finish my English draft and then our printers at school weren’t working so i was lik ahhh relief, and excuseeee 8D. Then Jellie ditched me for the day cus she sprained her ankle so i was a loner for PCL and Chem was boring like usual. Then we had motivational mediaaa 8D. Mmmm not as good as last year and year before. Oh well, atleast we missed out on class.

But bladdy hell. Jksljsjfd. Just then im lik ew i need a shower and also my internet dc so im like kay ill go now. And friken hell i turned on the hot water tap and it friken only twisted a bit so im lik o.o okay watever –continues showering- and omfggg it was soooo cold. And i tried to twist the thingy a bit more and the whole friken tap fell off and im lik D: oh shit. So then i had to turn the water off and i was sooo friken cold and no im not like some plumber lady so i had to try and put the friken tap on again and it took me like 10 friken minutes. Then i put it back on and i twisted the tap and hot water came out and i was lik ahhh –relief- for a sec. Then when i turned on the cold water it was friken cold again so im lik faarrrrk. –gets out of the shower- and now im lik sooo bladddy cold and i need a friken shower. TT Anywaysss im gonna go attempt now.

Faark my back hurts. Yesterday in badminton i was sitting and there was a friken stair behind me but i didn’t know and i ran into it with my back and shitt man theres lik this big friken red mark on my back. Omggg i was so scared lol i thought i broke my spine xD but i think i still hurt my spine cus it hurts if i slouch –sits up straight-

Anywayssssssss. Gona go shower again. >=[ if i doesn’t work ill just have to go dirty –cringe- 8D

Zai Jian.

PS: Ni Ma Gai Si. 你妈该死.

 

OMG i’m back.

SKDJFSD i swearr showers hate me man. Okay so i was like trying again. And at first it was lik ahhhh all niceeee. And then like before the light was friken flikering. Andi told my mum about the tap and shes lik meh then i told her about the light and shes lik friken asian you know and shes lik nooo it still works cbf. So i was lik washingggg and then the light turns off and im lik D: OMGGG SOO DARK. then like before i was listening to my ipod which is like on speaker but then like it finished the song and that song is lik friken gay it has lik a one minue pause at the end. So im like in the friken dark and its all silent. And i kept seeing this shadow thing OMGG it was so friken scary i like jumped out of the shower and like tried to find my clothes and ran into my room.

-sigh- Showers hate me. =\ And i still have a bit of conditioner in my hairrr. TT

FML.

i like riceeeee.

2nd Day of School.

Goshh it’s only Wednesday. i had Accounting and we cant get our marks back for our testsss>=[. Then i had bio and i was hoping i could scab some marks cus i was half a mark off an a [rageee] but we’re not allowed cus some people in the other classes havent done their test. ksdjfd. And BOM was boring like normal. It’s funny cus grace and i always talk and whenever one of the guys talk Smellme rages and makes them move lol.

Lunch;; OMFG are you weird guy was so fucking funny. Okay are you weird guy is this retarded little vegie and hes lik really fkn weird like REALLY weird [and fat]. And OMG he walked passed and im lik are you weird and he stops. And pats Jellie on the head and is liike good doggy. Then we were like talking and he goes up to Jellie and put like his icecream’s orange thingy on Jellie’s head. And later on we were talking he grabs this furry plant thingy and starts tickling Angela and everyone’s lik D: [but i didnt see cus i was facing the wrong way] then Angelas lik -screams-. Dude i swearrr everytime he touches us he gives us aidsss. Man he friken licked his hand and patted Jess on the headdddd. Fkn needs theropy man.

And last period i had maths but OMFGG YESSS NO MISS STEVENSON! Relief teacherrrrr And Jellie and i were good girls and did our assignments. 8D

Ew then i had badminton. Friken hell man didnt win even once. Getting so rusty noww. Needa work out more my abs are fading 8D. Yeah bro, i know you’re jealous. I think it’s fading cus im getting fat but thats impossible and im not worried cus im going on biggest loser soon. Im eating icecream, i should record myselff and use it in my audition tape for biggest loser. OMFG rageee my bladdy internet just died. And i still dont know how to use wordpress. oh well.

Anywaysss overall today was gay and boring.

Night Faggots.

PS: Rain is in Brisbaneee! We saw when we were in South Bank!!!! Rain’s falling from the sky 8D

i like ricee

Good Morning ;]

Ew first day of school today. Chem was boringg, morning tea i actually had my own lunch D: Accounting we had relief teacherr so bladdy boring, Maths i got my results back for my MAP test. XXXC T__T. Oh well, atleast it’s still an A. Lunch was boring, but i had that orange icecream thingyyy -sparkly eyes- sooo frikkennn yummmy [ew im a fattie]. BOM last. Bladdy hell Smellme; give me a bladdy A but give Wesley an A+ even though i did better than him. =.=” oh welll. Ooooh and when i got home i finally got my pants that i got from Ebay ^^. Doesnt suit me but oh welllll.

OMFG lunch yeee. Dudeee does anyone friken know what Al-Qaeda (pronounced like Al-Kyda) is? Jeez people these daysss LOL, watch the bladdy newssss jeez. Okay welll we have really smart people in T.E.N [the eaters of noobs/together eat noobs ;; our unofficial group name].

 

Al-Qaeda = “an Islamist multinational and extremist Sunni movement / terrorist group.”

Priscilla thought it was a country. Grace quoted: “OMG ISNT THAT THE TRIANGLE BIT IN THE OCEAN WHERE EVERYBODY SAILS THERE AND LIKE SINK FOREVER AND DIEEEEEEEE. actually nvm thats bermuda triangle or something LOLOL”

 

The War on Terror = “The military, political, legal and ideological conflict against what the effort’s leaders describe as Islamic terrorism and Islamic militants, and was specifically used in reference to operations by the United States and its allies since the September 11, 2001 attacks.”

Angela thought it was a computer game like Dota && WOW. Priscilla didnt know what Dota is.

 

Taliban = “A Sunni Islamist, predominately Pashtun fundamentalist religious and political movement that governed Afghanistan.”

Angela called me dumb and said it’s pronounced Tibet. Then she thought i said Telebear. Then she heard right and said it’s when you’re banned from using the phone. Priscilla thought it was a drink.

 

Islamic = “A monotheistic, Abrahamic religion.”

Angela and Grace and Priscilla all thought it was a country.

 

Albert Einstein = “Created theory of relativity and specifically mass–energy equivalence, expressed by the equation E = mc².”

Grace thought that it was the person who invented the lightbulb. Angela said it was the person who created science… and Frankenstein. Grace said Frankenstein is a turtle from a cartoon.

 

I have smart friends.

T.E.N; The Eaters of Noobs est o8. Now till forever~

Bye Faggots.

 

PS: Grace is a lesbian.